1. I have these two really old 7’s by a band called Radio Raheem. Is there any relation?
Answer: Yes, Dainty Susan, Frothy Martin, and Dagadegundae are indeed slang terms for cigarettes.

2. Is that your sweet white van?
Answer: Yeah, it’s fucking mint.

3. How big?
Answer: So big.

4. What does question 3 mean?
Answer: More like, what DOESN’T question 3 mean?

5. Didn’t Michael have dental braces really recently? What happened?
Answer: The puberty fairy beat the shit out of Michael on a fairly regular basis. Besides giving him random, scraggly “chest hair,” the puberty fairy also let him keep a small number of baby teeth. Said baby teeth obviously needed to be put under Michael’s 22 year old pillow in exchange for an open bag of skittles. Now Michael is the proud owner of man-teeth.

6. How tall is your Ryan?
Answer: That question can not be accurately answered. There is a small manufacturer’s label detailing the specifications on the back of its neck, though none of us are fortuitous enough to examine it (the air is quite thin up there). I can tell you that it is the tallest man-baby in Rahim. Ray and Jeanne created two large mouth-breathers, and both of these creatures have the ability to look down upon other inhabitants of this earth. It should also be said that one looks like Ray, and one looks like Jeanne.

7. How hard was it for Phil to make question number 7?
Answer: This is obviously the best question. It is actually probably easier to describe what was easier for Phil, rather than describe how hard it was to come up with such a cerebral, textured, amazing question. It’s very easy for Phil to sit in his seriously disgusting bedroom, wallowing in his own filth, while watching horrible MTV easy for Phil to watch Michael and Ryan analyze our music and make the decision between “cool” and “stupid” (it’s a fine line) while Phil picks his nose (and quite possibly eats it) during the entire practice. What a brilliant question.

8. Why is everything an inside joke to you guys?
Answer: Yes.

9. Can I drink this mysterious bottle of juice that I found in your van?
Answer: We STRONGLY advise against that. There is a 100% chance that it is Phil’s urine.

10. Mike Treff?
Answer: HOLLA!.