1. Are you Gay?
Answer: Not…. yet.

2. What are you thinking about?
Answer: Nothin’.

3. Are you pissed?
Answer: Not…. yet.

4. Are you tired?
Answer: No, why?

5. Do you remember what you said to me last night?
Answer: Kinda. Yeah….No, Sorry?

6. Are you religious?
Answer: Very.

7. Why do you smell bad?
Answer: Are you sure it’s me?

8. When are you guys coming back to San Francisco?
Answer: Anybody’s guess is as good as mine.

9. Are y’all signed?
Answer: Um…yes.

10. What’s your band called again?
Answer: The Strokes.

11. What are your favorite….?
Answer: Robotrippin’.

12. Do you have a cult?
Answer: Yes.

13. Do you have any cavities?
Answer: Yes, Charlie does.

14. Have ever you killed a man?
Answer: Yes.